thebootydiaries:

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

shegavemeroses:

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

laurelhach:

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

officialunitedstates:

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

chayasaturday:

The local gang

plutomeetsgenius:

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it is constantly amazing and terrifying to me the amount of propaganda that is necessary in order to sustain capitalism

I’m not saying this to sound so smart and evolved, I’m absolutely including myself in this. I am constantly in awe of how much I have had to unlearn and how much more I need to unlearn. The first time I saw someone criticizing the nuclear family model, I was completely taken aback, and now I fully recognize the ways in which this social family model perpetuates abuse, poverty, and neglect.

And the capitalist class really has us believing that the products we consume have something to say about our identity. It’s fucking wild.

The United States is a country that believes that the availability of 27 different types of Oreos is somehow an indication of freedom while people starve to death on the streets and die because they can’t afford a medication whose price is artificially inflated.

The idea that someone can earn (and therefore deserves) millions or billions of dollars is absolutely asinine! The myth of the “self-made millionaire” is an outright lie! And yet both are bedrocks of American culture.

toastyglow:

something I started to realize a few months ago is that “becoming a better person” isn’t born from hating yourself and anxiously striving to do better.  it isn’t particularly glamorous or dramatic.  it’s just work you do while also taking care of yourself, things like:

-being mindful enough to recognize why you act certain ways
-being honest about your baggage
-resisting the compulsion to “be perfect"
-recognizing the importance of your own wants and needs
-educating yourself on issues that pose a stumbling block for you
-googling things like “how to talk to people” (you can google how to do anything, even very simple things, and I recommend it)
-identifying what behaviors you’d like to change in the future
-being prepared to wait rather than seeking immediate reassurance/forgiveness for your own comfort

etc.

anyway thnx for letting me ruminate about this on ur dash, hope you’re having a good day.

sweetncthings:

hexygen:

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

im an orange juice grandma

7-11sins:

My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?”

She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron

huffylemon:

thebootydiaries:

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

shegavemeroses:

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

laurelhach:

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

officialunitedstates:

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

chayasaturday:

The local gang

plutomeetsgenius:

:

:

:

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it is constantly amazing and terrifying to me the amount of propaganda that is necessary in order to sustain capitalism

I’m not saying this to sound so smart and evolved, I’m absolutely including myself in this. I am constantly in awe of how much I have had to unlearn and how much more I need to unlearn. The first time I saw someone criticizing the nuclear family model, I was completely taken aback, and now I fully recognize the ways in which this social family model perpetuates abuse, poverty, and neglect.

And the capitalist class really has us believing that the products we consume have something to say about our identity. It’s fucking wild.

The United States is a country that believes that the availability of 27 different types of Oreos is somehow an indication of freedom while people starve to death on the streets and die because they can’t afford a medication whose price is artificially inflated.

The idea that someone can earn (and therefore deserves) millions or billions of dollars is absolutely asinine! The myth of the “self-made millionaire” is an outright lie! And yet both are bedrocks of American culture.

toastyglow:

something I started to realize a few months ago is that “becoming a better person” isn’t born from hating yourself and anxiously striving to do better.  it isn’t particularly glamorous or dramatic.  it’s just work you do while also taking care of yourself, things like:

-being mindful enough to recognize why you act certain ways
-being honest about your baggage
-resisting the compulsion to “be perfect"
-recognizing the importance of your own wants and needs
-educating yourself on issues that pose a stumbling block for you
-googling things like “how to talk to people” (you can google how to do anything, even very simple things, and I recommend it)
-identifying what behaviors you’d like to change in the future
-being prepared to wait rather than seeking immediate reassurance/forgiveness for your own comfort

etc.

anyway thnx for letting me ruminate about this on ur dash, hope you’re having a good day.

sweetncthings:

hexygen:

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

im an orange juice grandma

7-11sins:

My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?”

She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron

huffylemon: